Windows without windows

I’m pretty sure Windows 8 remembers the last UI used. Every time I bring my PC back from sleep it’s on the desktop UI. This means instead of Metro not compromising and providing me with a classic desktop experience, my desktop has a full-screen Start menu. And, by the way, that’s what I’m calling Metro from now on. Full-screen Start.

Compare that to say, OS X, which actually provides compromise. It lets apps run full screen and windowed, whereas, ironically, Windows doesn’t. I get full screen or windowed. No compromise.

Microsoft is in the midst of what is likely the most public battle with cognitive dissonance in tech history. It believes that users want both a classic UI with one set of controls, logics and experiences simultaneously with another UI with its own set of controls, logics and experiences that are subtly entwined, utterly dependent upon each other, yet breathtakingly unaware that either exist.

How you know your bureaucratic feature list ate itself

User Accounts in Windows 8

I think a long time ago Apple secretly bought Microsoft and spent a decade beating themselves in the market so that when they released their long-planned suite of iHardware and OS X, it would make Windows look silly in comparison. That’s the only logical excuse for the way user accounts work in Windows.

Why, first of all, does a home operating system have an administrator account option? Then, second, and perhaps most important, why does this administrator account have the option, and a mandate in most cases, to run apps in administrator mode? Isn’t the very act of logging in as an administrator signaling to the operating system that you would like to run apps in administrator mode?

Wouldn’t it make more sense to get rid of user account levels and just prompt for a password when I need higher-than-normal access to the file system? Wouldn’t that be easier to explain to people than, “While running in administrator mode, right click the app and click, ‘Run as Administrator,’ and then when it pops up and asks, ‘Do you want to allow the following program to make changes to this computer?’ click ‘Yes.’”

In OS X you tap, type in a password and press enter.

In Windows, you log in as Administrator, right click, click, get a psychologically jarring audible warning with a dimmed screen, then click again.

Microsoft made an administrator mode that requires an administrator to modify administrator mode. That’s the deal.

Apple event media coverage

My favorite thing to do after an Apple event is read the coverage. It’s usually a mixture of disappointment and “this will never work” followed by Apple making billions of dollars off it. Mashable provides my favorite example of a group covering all their bases today so they’ll have been right from the beginning in the future.

Conflicting Mashable headlines